
It’s been some time since the last “Fantastic Five”. I will say that today’s post is more of a “oh dear god, WHY” more than it is 5 fantastic things.
Or “The Horrifying 5″ is more appropriate. Today I bring you 5 things on the internet that take the cake for terrible. Enjoy.
5. Eco-Conscious Shower Curtain:
This shower curtain was created to inspire the user to take shorter showers. As the person showers, the spikes slowly become more and more filled with water. Don’t be fooled, the spikes can get pretty sharp, and in the average shower, those spikes will make it hard to relax and stretch out. Oh, environmentalists. you crazies. Find out more about the impaling shower curtain here.
4. Dominique
I’m still not exactly sure what this website is supposed to do, what I do know is that you click on this woman’s face and it reacts. It doesn’t seem to do much more than just wink and scrunch it’s nose. all I can say is “WTF?”
3. Organ Donors
These little vinyl toys by Foox-U depict little organs attached to bodies. pictured are livers, but they also have hearts, blood cells, brains, eyeballs, etc. available online for $15.00 each. Photo via If It’s Hip, It’s here
2. Mr. Ando
Mr. Ando is a Japanese penguin man, and much like the Japanese, is very strange. The animation is by Takashi TaniGuchi. Enjoy this little clip:
1. edarem
This man is a gift to the internet.
And by gift to the internet I think you know what I mean. He also looks a lot like Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Seperated at Birth.
Also this.


May 4, 2009 at 6:47 pm |
Holy shit I can’t stop loling at the last guy.
May 4, 2009 at 6:48 pm |
YE FUCKING GODS I DIDN’T SEE THE END BIT TILL NOW.
May 7, 2009 at 4:05 pm |
I FUCKING LOVE MR ANDO
AND I DON”T SMELL LIKE FISH
that was fucking hysterical
and for the first one
why not just regulate your own shower time on your own
I hate it when people use stupid methods to force them to exercise their own will power
just do it on your own because you’re only tricking yourself and proving how stupid you are