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We here at Sickdamage.com are dedicated to serving you – our readers – to the best of our ability. As often as we can, from now on, we here are going to make an attempt to answer those questions that you send in to us.

One of the most frequent requests that we get emailed to us here is: “How in God’s name do you pronounce the MC in MC Death Bear?” The misconception, which is understandable, is that the MC is pronounced like MC Hammer. However, this is wrong. MC Death Bear is in fact pronounced Mc Death Bear like McDonalds.

It’s a funny story how this name came around and for those who are interested I am willing to unfold the mysteries of the tale surrounding the name. The name came around a long time ago. For those who actually know MC Death Bear (whose secret identity I am legally obligated to keep), you know that he is actually a vegetarian, which of course seems blatantly contradictory to his entire persona. How MC Death Bear became a vegetarian and was granted his now infamous moniker is in fact two parts of the same story.

One night the Sickdamage team went out to Buffalo Wild Wings for dollar beer night. While there we all decided to drink way too heavily and at one point the 100 McNugget challenge became the focal point of our conversation. Most of us claimed that eating 100 McNuggets in one sitting was just downright impossible but MC Death Bear set out to prove us all wrong. We all proceeded to the nearest McDonalds.

Now for those who are not aware, a McNugget is actually less that 50 per cent chicken meat and only those at McDonalds know what is in that other 50 per cent. So anyway, at McDonalds we all chip in and MC Death Bear begins to stuff his face with McNuggets. At around 70 McNuggets what can only be described as nugget-induced-drunkenness began to take form. Some sort of reaction of dollar Coors Light and the chemicals in the McNuggets sent MC Death Bear over the edge. Before any of us could realize what was going on MC Death Bear sprints out of the McDonalds and starts going ape-shit.

What happened next may seem too hard to believe but I assure you it is true. MC Death Bear ran straight through the plate glass window of a taxidermist and a gargantuan stuffed polar bear comes crashing down on top of him. We all thought he was dead until five minutes later when he stumbled up off the ground. Apparently he was knocked out cold and hence the nickname MC Death Bear (Mick Death Bear).

Out of shear fear of ever undergoing the effects of McNugget drunkenness, MC Death Bear will not only no longer eat chicken McNuggets but also any type of meat.

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